_____________________________________________________________________ Danger Zone!! Chicago, Illinois Monday, September 01, 1997 Part Four _____________________________________________________________________
::The camera is once again showing the
carnage in the ring. Assassin, Red Slayer, TeRrOr, Backbreaker, Dominator of Destruction, the Evil Lord Pelius,
Kain Piller, Tunzafun, Da SuPerFan and "Hip Hop" Paul Pickney are left!::
{12 Man Battle Royal in progress}
{Commentary}
Lex Victor: Well,
this sure has been quite a night! For those of you who just left, Maverick and Big Fig are no longer in the race
for the gold. They were both untimely thrown out by Kain Piller.
Knee Johnson: That
Kain Piller is a one man wrecking machine! I hate him so much! That was the same guy who threw me right out of
the ring that one time and I hated it. But anything to be a part of the PC, ya know.
Lex Victor: The
PC is dead and gone, Knee. Forget about it.
Frenchie Parker: Yeah!
Just forget about it, Knee! It's over.
Knee Johnson: It
was the greatest thing I had ever done in CNWF² history, though. I can't forget it.
{Match}
Dominator of Destruction is now trying
to take on the likes of TeRrOr and the Red Slayer. He catches them both by surprise and clotheslines both of them.
TeRrOr does not go down, but Red Slayer does. TeRrOr decides to knock Dominator down with a boot to the face and
that's it for him. Problem is, Paul Pickney comes from behind and gets TeRrOr into a sleeper hold and he begins
to lose consciousness. Problem is, Da SuPerFan hits Pickney from behind and he lets go.
{Commentary}
Lex Victor: I
just wonder who is going to be thrown out of this ring next.
Knee Johnson: I
don't know, Lex. I get the feeling it could pretty much be anyone.
Frenchie Parker: Oh
my God! Pickney and Da SuPerFan are really duking it out now! And they are dangerously close to the ropes! This
is just too exciting!
Lex Victor: Oh
my! Da SuPerFan has just clotheslined Pickney over the top rope! But no! He landed on the apron and he just slid
back in under Da SuPerFan's legs!
Frenchie Parker: Oh
my! Oh my!
Lex Victor: Oh
my gosh! Pickney now tackles Da SuPerFan and he goes over! But he grabs on to Pickney and they both go over! Both
men have now hit the ground and they both are eliminated!
Knee Johnson: That
was quick, Lex!
Frenchie Parker: That
means that only Assassin, Red Slayer, TeRrOr, Backbreaker, Dominator of Destruction, the Evil Lord Pelius, Kain
Piller and Tunzafun are left! We are already down to eight people!
Lex Victor: Yes.
We are one third of the way through this Battle Royal already! This is really getting good! And Pickney and Da
SuPerFan are still going at it outside! I think they are both pretty pissed off at being eliminated so soon.
{Match}
The ring is still quite a sight to see.
It looks like Tunzafun is going all out in trying to take out Assassin. Assassin is standing up to his fierce aerial
onslaught, and finally when he attempts a cross body, he powerslams him hard into the canvas. Dominator of Destruction
then goes over and puts Assassin into a headlock, but it isn't long before Pelius comes over and wrenches the big
man off like he was nothing and throws him hard into a turnbuckle. Dominator just gets mad and charges Pelius while
he is standing there, but Pelius catches him with a ferocious belly to belly suplex which will not soon be forgotten
by Dominator. The Red Slayer then bumps into Pelius from behind inadvertently, but Pelius suddenly gets into a
rage. He just turns around, grabs Red Slayer and throws him over the top rope by the shoulders. He goes over and
is eliminated. The crowd cheers loudly.
{Commentary}
Lex Victor: Well,
there goes another person over the top rope. What are we down to, Parker? Seven People?
Frenchie Parker: Let's
see... Assassin, TeRrOr, Backbreaker, Dominator of Destruction, the Evil Lord Pelius, Kain Piller and Tunzafun...
yep! That's seven!
Lex Victor: Thanks
Parker. But did you guys see the display of power from Pelius? I think he really means business this time!
Knee Johnson: Yeah.
Unlike when he fought Akai Daragon. He sucked then! Hell, ordinarily even if you had interfered like you did he
would have won!
Lex Victor: And
what's that supposed to mean, Knee?
Frenchie Parker: Lex,
you know what it means. It means you screwed up when you messed with Pelius! I mean just look at the man... MAN!
Lex Victor: Let
me just say this right now, Frenchie... YOU... are disgusting!
Frenchie Parker: Thanks
for calling me Frenchie, Lex, and TeRrOr and Dominator are really going at it now! Both of these guys are nearly
the same size!
{Match}
Dominator of Destruction and TeRrOr
are really going at it. They are slugging at eachother with all their might. TeRrOr finally hits Dominator very
hard and stuns him. He is now ready to throw him over and is trying... until Kain Piller comes from behind and
knocks him right off of Dominator! Tunzafun then tackles the staggering TeRrOr and he falls over. Tunzafun decides
to execute a standing backflip and lands right on top of TeRrOr. Now the tiny Tunzafun moves out of the way and
Kain Piller is now staring down at the fallen TeRrOr. He picks the large man up by the neck and hoists him into
the air. He then heaves him over the top rope and TeRrOr goes over. Both his feet touch the floor so he is now
out.
{Commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Oh
my gosh, Lex! We are getting to the exciting part! Six people in the ring! That means that each of these guys has
a fifty percent chance of coming home with a belt! This is really neat!
Lex Victor: Well,
this has been one hectic Battle Royal. I mean you just don't know who is on whose side anymore. They all want one
thing and that's the gold.
Knee Johnson: We
are seeing everyone who ever wanted to get their hands on another member of the CNWF² doing it! I mean look
at the corner over there! Pelius is just demolishing Backbreaker! Tunzafun is still going around seeing what he
can do to guys. He hasn't touched Piller yet, though. Dominator is just defending against all odds and Assassin
seems to have an obsession with going after Kain Piller when he gets the chance! But right now it looks like Assassin
and Dominator are getting it on!
Lex Victor: Yeah,
Knee. Dominator seems to be getting in some underhanded moves that are taking their toll on Assassin. But you know,
Assassin sure is looking good anyway for having fought a match earlier tonight.
Knee Johnson: That's
right, Lex... oh my! Assassin just turned the tables on Dominator and is pummeling him in the corner! Things change
quickly around here!
Frenchie Parker: Things
may change quickly around here, but I change for no one, boys.
Lex Victor: Good
for you. Anyway, this is getting interesting!
{Match}
As the crowd continues to cheer loudly,
Kain Piller comes over and rescues Dominator by catching Assassin with a very painful reverse DDT. As Assassin
is down, Piller picks him back up and attempts to gorilla press him, but BAM! Surprise! Pelius came at Piller from
behind, leapt high into the air, and caught Piller with a bulldog which brought him back down to the canvas. He
then looked down at Piller with a look of total disgust and disdain on his face and was about ready to take him
out when Tunzafun hit him with a spinning heel kick. When that happened, Pelius was staggered for a bit and Piller
got back up and clotheslined him right into Dominator who was still in the corner. Dominator decided to lock Pelius
into a sleeper hold while he was there so now Pelius is incapacitated with chaos once again ruling the ring elsewhere.
{Commentary}
Lex Victor: Well,
that was amazing right there! I mean we saw a whole lot happen just now with some tremendous moves. I think we
are beginning to see that maybe Tunzafun isn't totally against Piller after all. Of course, the guy is only five
foot ten, so he would be wise in making him an ally in this matchup.
Frenchie Parker: Yeah,
Lex. Piller is twenty-four inches taller than little Tunzafun, so he is making a good choice.
Knee Johnson: That's
right guys! But look at Pelius in the corner in that sleeper! My God if he can't get out of that....
Lex Victor: Look
at that! He just flipped Dominator over his back like a rag doll!
Frenchie Parker: There's
one good way to get out of that hold!
Lex Victor: Backbreaker,
however, just came to Dominator's rescue with a drop kick right to the side of the head of Pelius. The man is still
standing, but no! Kain Piller just made him kiss his size twenty-sevens goodnight!
Frenchie Parker: He
wears size twenty-sevens?
Lex Victor: Well,
I don't know what size he wears, but those are some huge feet.
{Match}
Pelius is now down in the ring with
Backbreaker, Tunzafun, Dominator, and Kain Piller all kicking away at him. Some even do standing elbow drops and
leg drops and various other moves like that when there is an opening. They are all just taking it to him while
he is down. However, Assassin has recovered now and is on the top rope behind them all.
{Commentary}
Knee Johnson: This
is too much of a risk, Lex! You can't let him do it!
Lex Victor: What
are you talking about? He is the one who wants to do it in the first place! I can't stop him!
Knee Johnson: It's absolutely crazy!
If he does a cannonball off that top rope, I think I am gonna puke! I can't take this kind of action!
Frenchie Parker: Oh,
come off it, Knee! I mean you aren't doing the move, you know.
Knee Johnson: That
doesn't mean that just looking at it isn't going ta scare the piss out of me!
{Commentary}
While they all are still knocking the
stuffing out of Lord Pelius, Assassin flies off the top rope with a cannon ball flip. He hits right on target in
Kain Piller's back and they are all so close together that when he falls, he knocks the rest of them over. Assassin
helps Pelius back up, but as he does so, Dominator of Destruction comes from behind and tries to stop him. However,
Assassin just turns around with a fierce clothesline and knocks the big man right over the top rope. He goes all
the way over and his feet hit the floor so he is eliminated. Pelius gets up and Backbreaker is already ready for
him, running at him with full force. Pelius thinks quickly and grabs him and slams him over the top rope with a
powerslam! He goes all the way over and his feet hit the ground! He is eliminated. Tunzafun now tries to get rid
of Pelius, but he knocks him right through the middle rope and he hits the floor outside. On the other side of
the ring, Kain Piller was duking it out with Assassin, but he just knocked him right through the middle rope as
well and he landed outside the ring. Kain looks out for a bit as does Pelius, then they both turn around and look
right at eachother. They are both now the only two left in the ring!
{Commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Oh
my God, Lex! This is like a dream come true! Let's see... the legal men are only Assassin, the Evil Lord Pelius,
Kain Piller and Tunzafun, but Kain and Pelius are the only two left in the ring! This is totally awesome! Only
one of these guys isn't coming home with a title, but who?
Lex Victor: This
is a tough call. I mean anyone here can get any of these titles! This is just going to be something to see. And
right now we have Pelius and Kain Piller standing right there in the middle of the ring!
Knee Johnson: Oh
my God! What's going to happen?
{Match}
Kain Piller and Pelius just stand there
for a bit, then suddenly, like an explosion, the two former friends engage in mortal combat! They forget all about
wrestling and just start brawling eachother. The sight is spectacular and the crowd is screaming at the top of
their lungs! Each thunderous punch is something that no one can believe! These are the type of blows that the average
man would be destroyed with, but these two incredible specimines are just dishing out maximum punishment. The look
on their faces are twin terrors of pure, mutual hate. Every blow they strike carries the punishemt that each wants
the other to feel for the rest of eternity. Both men appear to be greatly weakening one another as blood begins
to ooze out of their skin. The power of each strike is sickening. The one thing on both these mens minds is the
destruction of the other.
{Commentary}
Knee Johnson: You
are a genius Lex! You are an absolute genius! How did you know this would be so great?
Lex Victor: Order
meeting chaos is the ultimate battle. Let's see who wins.
Knee Johnson: Oh
yeah!
{Match}
They really begin wearing eachother
out, but Pelius now has Piller backed to the ropes though it seems that was actually part of Pillers plan. He quickly
turns around and shoves Pelius against the ropes. Tunzafun gets up and grabs Pelius arm, and before he knows what
is happening, Kain Piller lifts Pelius up by his legs and he goes over the top rope. Tunzafun then gets back in
the ring, but soon he is clotheslined over as well by Asassin who jumped in the ring like a bolt of lighting after
he saw Pelius go over. Kain Piller sees Assassin do that, so he knocks him over the top rope, then promptly collapses.
___________________________
Kain Piller = World Champion
Assassin = Intercontinental Champion
Tunzafun = Television Champion
(Order of elimination/people eliminated)
Maverick (0)
Big Fig (0)
Hip Hop Paul Pickney (1)
Da SuPerFan (1)
The Red Slayer (0)
TeRrOr (0)
Dominator of Destruction (0)
Backbreaker (0)
The Evil Lord Pelius (2)
Tunzafun (0)
Assassin (2)
Kain Piller (5)
___________________________
{Commentary}
Lex Victor: Oh my
God... oh my...
Knee Johnson: Well,
Lex, I think I know what you mean. But that sure was one hell of a matchup. One hell of a matchup.
Frenchie Parker: This was a great night, Lex. No matter what happened.
Lex Victor: Well,
Kain Piller is now the champion and there isn't a thing I can do about it. Oh no. Looks like he is about to do
a speech.
{Ring}
Kain Piller kneels in the center of
the ring out of pure exhaustion. A referee takes the World Title from the Timekeeper's Table and carries it into
the ring. He holds it in front of the exhausted Kain Piller. Piller's eyes light up in surprise and pure joy. He
takes the belt from the ref and clutches it to his chest. He slowly gets to his feet and tries to stand. But he
only succeeds to stumble into the corner and leanon the turnbuckles, almost lying on the ring mat, holding the
belt high over his head. Most of the crowd boos and throws various food items and other things into the ring. Some
fans of Chaos cheer, but they are mostly drowned out by the mass booing. Piller once again tries to find the energy
to stand and this time succeeds in climbing to his feet. He asks for the microphone and it is given to him.
Kain Piller: ::Breathing extremely hard:: And so.... it is written..... And so.... it shall come to pass! So the balance of
power.... has shifted. From that of Lex Victor.... to that of my own! This is my first conquest.... and my greatest.
I'd like for my man Figment to come out here.
As the crowd boos Figment Image comes
to the ring.
Kain Piller: And also, I want my brothers out here too! Crow, Jeff, come on.
Crow and Jeff Beam make their way to
the ring. By this time Kain Piller has gained enough composure to talk normally.
Kain Piller: I
want to thank my friends and stablemates for the support they've given me. Crow, it's too bad that you have to
leave the CNWF², but other duties call. As for Jeff, together we're going to rule the CNWF²! And now,
I want to send a little message out to Malibu Mike Donovan. Donovan, I know you're out there watching somewhere.
This is for you. I AM... Kain Piller. I AM... the living god of professional wrestling. I AM.... a real man. I
AM.... the CNWF World f(CENSORED)ing Champion.
And you.... ARE NOT!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Kain Piller puts his hands behind his
head and moves his hips, mocking Donovan.
Kain Piller: And
finally, I want to say that I accept this title... not as a symbol of excellence. Not as proof that I'm better
than anyone in the CNWF², because I already knew that. But I accept this title as living proof that I am one
bad (CENSORED) motherf(CENSORED)er! CNWF, WELCOME
TO THE NEW REVOLUTION! CHAOS STYLE!!!!!
With that he throws the microphone down
and exits the arena.
::The camera changes to a view of the
commentary table.::
{Commentary}
Lex Victor: ::He
is trying to hold his composure. Lex seems to be quite mad. His chin is quivering until he begins to speak.:: Well, I guess that's it. I guess Chaos has the World
Title. Well, there really isn't a whole lot I can do about it. I really don't know what is going to become of the
CNWF² as a result of this, but I am not giving up hope. I will find some way to fight this. I don't want those
chaos bums to think they have the power now. I am still the president and that is an office they still don't have.
Also, I am not giving up. I urge everyone not to give up. CNWF² will prevail. No matter what Piller says,
chaos is not the alpha and the omega. Things did not start from chaos. They became chaos. However, things will
not end with chaos. And that is true with CNWF². We started as order and we will end that way. Chaos will
not rule. But to those of you who won other titles... Tunzafun, good job getting the Television Title. I just have
to wonder if you'll be turining to Chaos as well. Also, thanks Assassin for getting the second best belt, the Intercontinental
belt. It is in good hands. That's all the time we have. We hope you tune in next week. Bye.
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